What a time to blog, 4.45am! Had my NAPFA again on saturday morning and I could only remember on station because it was the funniest station I had ever taken in my whole entire life. Let me just show you guys a pic and i will expain from there.

Due to the fact that my Art is very bad, I guessed most couldn't tell that it is a picture of a person doing sit-ups and another holding the ankle. The person holding the ankle for this instance was fractured-foot while the one doing the sit-ups was his BEST friend (internal joke). Actually, fractured-foot did not need to hold his ankle but as a show of gratitude because his best friend had earlier helped him, he made the worst decision of his TP career. I was able to relate the whole scenario because I was lying down beside his best friend. So, the tester started the timing and all of a sudden after 15 seconds, a loud "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT" shook the whole sports' complex and for the next 10 seconds, 5 consecutive short similar sounds were heard. Suddenly, vince04 shrieked, "Wa lau eh, si beh chao!" (btw, vince was holding my ankle). I burst out into laughter because fractured-foot's best friend actually FARTED while doing sit-ups (imagine andrew holding his ankle). I looked at Fractured-foot and his face was looking at vince. It was pretty obvious that he was disgusted and vince lost count of how many sit-ups I did because of the strong odour. At 35 seconds, in the middle of the test, that fella pushed fractured-foot's hands away and ran out of the sports' complex (this one even more funny) to shit or clear his intestine. Guessed he ate too much Indian Rojak with extra onions in the morning. I had stomach cramp as a result of not being able to breathe properly for more than half of the time. ) :

Went home for a nap but was awoken by a series of prank calls (thanks to someone so beautiful). Meet up with fractured-foot, haybeehiam and tabo0 at 401 before heading to plaza for a few games of billiard. For the next paragraph or so, I am going to describe how mr tabo0 managed to hit a ridiculous shot (lucky because for his standard still needs around 30 years of training) into one of the pockets.

As you all can see from the picture, he managed to hit the white ball up-down into the blue ball and into the bottom left pocket. TAIKO SHOT!

Lessons learnt: Fractured-foot should live up to his legacy and stop trying to act kind. Go PANG SAI first before you take NAPFA test because just like second-hand smoke, breathing in of ODOUR kills too!