The Legend of Black Undies

Once upon a time in TP, there was this ki siao cha bor by the name of yong simin. Cute as proclaimed by her, she was rather volatile in real-life.

One fine day in TP, there was this costume party where people had to dress up as either angels or gothic. As her christain suggested, she chose to dress up as angel. Something was just very wrong. Aren't angels supposed to be all white with very few other colours? So everybody was looking at Simin but were concentrating on right below her waist . Someone screamed, "BLACK UNDIES! I CAN SEE YOUR BLACK UNDIES!" Oh my, Simin forgot to change her undies to WHITE and it was so obvious that her black little CUTE undies stole the limelight from everybody who attended the party. Well done, simin! Her combination of both goth (as in her undies) and angel's outfit won her the best dressed award.

As for the sore loser, miss 5566wenqi, she couldn't find the right outfit for her so she ended up singing 5566's WO NAN GUO at the party and was kena beaten up till beyond human form by the bouncers who would be graduating from TP soon.

Moral of the story: Wear black undies and don't sing 5566's song if you can't find a tailor.