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Thursday, October 05, 2006
confessions of a 20-year-old sengkang butch
previously on the confessions, sengkang butch had a humiliating day but on sunday (i know its overdued) he sort of made a comeback later in the evening. it was his birthday. i hereby wished him a happy belated birthday (i hope you don't cry).
we went bugis for dessert shortly after a hearty lunch at some ulu place. it was absolutely yummy (the lunch). the dessert shop sells traditional dessert and i was seriously contemplating on what to eat since everyone was ordering something which hougang mall foodcourt dessert stall doesn't have. i wanted grassjelly with longan initially but that chicken pang seh kia (eugene betty booBS) suan-ed me and claimed that if i chose to eat that one i might as well go to any coffeeshop. so i thought okay loh, i chose another one, i made sure what i chose was something unique and i chose aloe vera with honey and lime (at least i never eat before). NO NO NO NO, it was eugene's turn to choose and guess what he chose? HONEYDEW SAGO! what the hell! told me to choose something special and in the end he ah kua-ed by choosing something which all desert stalls are selling. seriously, deserve some scoldings from everyone present.
what a great choice! honeydew sago.
so we embarked on a journey back to hougang for some ps2 action but hilarious stuff occured in the train. xh's slipper mysteriously disappeared and it took some time for the brave hero, mr butch to recover the missing slipper. (david ahguangfield was spotted in the train cabin. don't know who? visit www.youtube.com) see the pictures below!
circle 1: notice her slipper on each foot is different.
circle 2: he is missing something (thanks to ah guangfield)
circle 3: he is amazed by the magic tricks obviously
have a closer look. sexy foot!
the missing slipper was found underneath the seat of ahguangfield and eugene (directly opposite them) stunning magic! woohoo.
sometimes we have to believe notices inside mrt station. for example, 90% (if i am correct) of accidents happened in a mrt station are caused by escalators. the victim was the butch himself this time. ladies and gentlemen, while moving on the escalators, please hold on to the handrails. birthday boy suffered a big toe injury with plenty of blood (super heng).
so we got a new biggest loser that night. he was none other than andrew lee loy huan (lily huan). he lost all his w-11 matches. bad luck (they say tekong guys can't play w-11) .
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now, lets move on with next exciting part of this blog entry. (its gonna be a long one)
first of all guys, answer this question below sincerely.
alright, pretty hot huh! move on next and its time to play GUESS THE PERSON (kinda lame). anyway, graphics are of low quality due to bad camera. HAHAHAHAH
clue: he isn't a guy and he has grown fatter (at least 200 kilos)!
clue: no one can snatch his place during class photos (stagnant there for years)
clue: told you he is stagnant there! either left corner or right corner only.
clue: BO WEY GONG! an ah beng in the making. again, left or right corner! (see similarities with 2 pictures above)
clue: classic fighter in the class. muscle mass increased tremendously over the years!
clue: probably has the best flat centre-parting around whole of singapore secondary school during that time!
clue: OUTDOOR BAGS KHAKIS (one side-parting which was heavily-gelled, the other one had flat moist, watery centre-parting hairstyle) one grew up to be very handsome the other had pubic hair on his chin.
alright folks, happy guessing! answers shall be revealed in the next entry! goodnight and po mata!
guang revealed @ 4:16 AM