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Tuesday, November 28, 2006
the story of baobei, dardar, tiantian, sweetsweet and dearie!
once upon a time, in the northeast region of heavsea (the region between sea and heaven) lived the most glamourous couple, tiantian(ming en) and sweetsweet(adrian). they love to hug and kiss each other everyday much to the disgust of baobei(jessybessy). baobei actually had an ongoing feud with sweetsweet for a long period of time already but she didn't make a big fuss out of it because she wanted to keep the demure and sam pi pa look of her in from of the dardar(me). according to her, life's good with dardar around. the thing was that dardar was actually a sissy and only liked to see hunks in action at the muscle room (gym). the owner of this muscle room was dearie(joan).
tiantian and sweetsweet were gays by the way.
dearie was a 17 year old girl with an IQ of 68 which was way beyond normal 17 year olds. she cannot stop gushing up seeing tiantian and sweetsweet kissed and hugged each time. she hoped to find her prince charming on fine day but she can't do that at the moment due to her big sexy mole underneath her armpit which led out a foul odour every full moon.
baobei on the otherhand had been trying to get close to dardar who was also the cousin of sweetsweet but couldn't because everytime she tried doing that sweetsweet would roar at her and at times threatened to squeeze her by hugging her. tiantian, who knew the impact of those hugs, kept discouraging baobei to stop doing that.
the day everyone was so afraid of had come, the day of the full moon. everyone had already stock up power ranger masks at home to cover their nose and mouth except for baobei who was determined to help dearie.
according to a historial medical book, dearie's armpit mole could be remove by rubbing someone's armpit against her mole for 7/7 49 days. the person must be big and bouncy. the whole town knew that only sweetsweet fulfilled the criteria.
tiantian, who was seeking a divorce with sweetsweet due to his hugs decided to drug his cup of tea that faithful day. everyone was summoned to lift sweetsweet to dearie's house. the whole process took 10hours though their house was just 10 metres away.
finally, dearie was safe and sweetsweet was in coma ever since.
to be continued with love
the above story was rubbish, i am sorry! hahahahahaa
guang revealed @ 2:08 AM